Tag Archive for 'dogs'

Is It Time To Eat Your Dog Before Getting Rid of Your SUV?

Maybe the alarmists can use this to explain the Miedeval Warm Period, civilizations back then just owned a lot of dogs!

 A man walks his dog in the snow in the East Village on December 19 in New York City.

Man’s best friend could be one of the environment’s worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.

But the revelation in the book “Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living” by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers.

The Vales, specialists in sustainable living at Victoria University of Wellington, analysed popular brands of pet food and calculated that a medium-sized dog eats around 164 kilos (360 pounds) of meat and 95 kilos of cereal a year.

Combine the land required to generate its food and a “medium” sized dog has an annual footprint of 0.84 hectares (2.07 acres) — around twice the 0.41 hectares required by a 4×4 driving 10,000 kilometres (6,200 miles) a year, including energy to build the car.

To confirm the results, the New Scientist magazine asked John Barrett at the Stockholm Environment Institute in York, Britain, to calculate eco-pawprints based on his own data. The results were essentially the same.

“Owning a dog really is quite an extravagance, mainly because of the carbon footprint of meat,” Barrett said.

Other animals aren’t much better for the environment, the Vales say.  [AFP]

Judging by the above picture the American East Coast could use a little global warming right now.   However, the big story is the natural evolution of the eco-faith.  Now we can add animal sacrifice to their list of rituals.  I wonder if the high priest Al Gore will conduct the first sacrificial rights for the eco-faithful?

Doggy Sex Dolls Unveiled

Okay, now I have seen it all:

MANY dogs are happy enough to be man’s best friend, but those in need of a bit more “companionship” can now get their own sex doll.

The Doggie Lover Doll, made by PetSmiling, was unveiled at a pet industry convention in Brazil last week.

The company describes the product as: “A female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicon vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.”

Its creator, PetSmiling owner Marcos Giroto, said he came up with the idea after noticing his own dog’s frustration.

“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs,” Mr Giroto said.

“I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. (So) I decided to make it.”

He said his own dog showed a “better quality of life” after being part of the product’s testing.  [News.com]

Seriously, is there really a market out there for this?