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I saw these guys last night on the new Jay Leno and they were hilarious:
HAMISH and Andy will be Jay Leno?s first guests on tonight’s episode of the top rating US talk show.
The comedy duo is taking the US by storm after trekking 5000km from Miami to LA on their American Caravan of Courage tour.
We are tipping friend Rove McManus, who appeared on Leno’s Tonight show numerous times, might have had something to do with their guest appearance.
Blake and Lee bounce on set wearing synthetic red and blue tracksuits which Leno dubbed “Australian tuxedos”.
The funny men then took to the streets of LA to show Americans “ghosting” – a sport where they invade unsuspecting strangers personal space. [Herald-Sun]
Here is video of their appearance on the show:
This is just hilarious though this guy’s American accent is just horrible:
People can be gullible, but you got to give it to the British for really trying to help this guy out despite him being such idiot.
Okay, now I have seen it all:
MANY dogs are happy enough to be man’s best friend, but those in need of a bit more “companionship” can now get their own sex doll.
The Doggie Lover Doll, made by PetSmiling, was unveiled at a pet industry convention in Brazil last week.
The company describes the product as: “A female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicon vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.”
Its creator, PetSmiling owner Marcos Giroto, said he came up with the idea after noticing his own dog’s frustration.
“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs,” Mr Giroto said.
“I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. (So) I decided to make it.”
He said his own dog showed a “better quality of life” after being part of the product’s testing. [News.com]
Seriously, is there really a market out there for this?
According to this Japanese show they do:
A TV program concludes that the screaming sounds a female koala makes when trying to avoid the unwanted advances of a male koala sound exactly like, “Nooo!! Don’t come near me!” in Japanese. [Japan Probe]
At least on Expat is not happy about the Australian governments attempt to tax citizens making money by working overseas:
E@L’s days as a beer-slurping, overly-lush-golf-course playing, high-cash-flow, tax-dodging, Philippino-village-supporting, neo-colonial sex-tourist days might be drawing to a dramatic and abrupt close…
Hasty and superficial reading of some missives from a bunch of genuine hard-line, right-winger, tax-dodging, wine-swilling good buddies of his are a bit scary.
Those bastard, commie, lefto, pinko, moralistic, anti-fair-go-ripping-off-the-3rd-world socialists in the Australian Socialissimo (Che/Mao) Rudd Government are allegedly ramping things up to make us Expats (sending shitloads of cash home, supporting the economy) pay our Australian tax equivalence for monies earned overseas, even though we live our life entirely overseas… [Expat @ Large]
Read the whole thing because it is hilarious.
I guess you can say this woman in Singapore bit off a bit more then she could chew:
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. [The Star Online]
This cartoon says it all about the possible future of the Australian economy:
Who would have imagined that they would make a sequel to the new Australia movie so quickly:
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