Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Penis Envy Road Rage

News.com bringing you all the important Australian news that matters:

A MAN was provoked into an act of road rage when a woman made a "small penis" hand gesture made popular by a road safety campaign, a court was told.

Simon Jardak was today convicted and fined $400 for maliciously destroying or damaging property after throwing a bottle out his window at the car of a woman who was waggling her little finger at him.

The hand gesture was the basis of a New South Wales "Speeding. No one thinks big of you" road safety advertising campaign where it is used to mock men speeding (watch video of the ad below.)

Jardak told Balmain Local Court that he felt emasculated by the woman’s hand gesture while driving over the Anzac Bridge in August.

“She started doing that hand gesture, you know, the RTA (Roads and Traffic Authority ) one,” Jardak told Magistrate Bill Bryden.

“And it offended me… because of, you know, ‘small’… she implied I had a small penis.”

On Walkabout On: Mt. Kosciuszko, the Roof of Australia

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Mt. Kosciuszko would seem to warrant more attention then it does considering it is the highest peak in all of Australia, but as it stands now few people outside of Australia have ever heard of it. I guess with a name like Kosciuszko (pronounced Koe-zee-oes-ko) it is easy to forget about the place since it doesn’t roll off the tongue quite easily. I know I never heard of the place until I moved Down Under, much less remember its name, but now I can’t get enough of the place.

Mt. Kosciuszko towers over the surrounding high country at 2,228 meters (7,310 ft) which may not seem like a very large mountain compared to much higher peaks in the Rockies and the European Alps, but as you can see in the picture below the Snowy Mountains which is the range of mountains that Mt. Kosciuszko belongs to pulls off a pretty good imitation:

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Mt. Kosciuszko, Australia

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Pike’s Peak, Colorado – USA

Since the country of Australia was founded by English convicts settlers it would seem strange that the nation’s highest peak would be named after a Polish general that fought with George Washington against the British during the American Revolutionary War. However there is a logical explanation. The name was given because early explorer Pawel Strzelecki a Polish immigrant who climbed the mountain and named it Kosciuszko but not technically not after the general but a mound in Poland built in honor of General Kosciuszko that he thought resembled the peak:

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I guess only in Australia would the highest mountain in the land be named after a mound in Poland. Well even if you cannot pronounce the mountain it is still quite a sight to see whether you are driving down the Monaro Highway:

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Or admiring the mountain from Thredbo Ski Resort:

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From the heights of the Alpine Way:

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Or all the way from the Murray River Valley:

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However the best way to view the mountain is by checking out some of the four wheel drive trails that circle around the mountain:

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The four wheel drive trails really allow to get up close and intimate with this beautiful mountain:

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I couldn’t’ get any further up the mountain due to the winter snows but I definitely plan on visiting again this summer and hiking up to the summit and trying out some more of the four wheel drive trails around the mountain. Like I said before, I may not be able to pronounce it well but I definitely cannot get enough of the place.

Day Lights Savings Time Down Under

Make sure you set your clocks forward today unless you are in one of those "stubbornly opposed" states:

DAYLIGHT saving began this morning in New South Wales, Victoria, the ACT, South Australia and Western Australia, with clocks going forward one hour.

Tasmanians stole a march on the rest of the country when they put their clocks forward on October 7, while Queensland and the Northern Territory remain stubbornly opposed to daylight saving at any time.

The issue of the extra hour of summer daylight has long polarised Australians.

While the NSW government has just passed legislation to extend daylight saving by four weeks, Western Australians have rejected daylight saving in three referendums over 31 years.

WA begins the second year of a three-year trial of daylight saving today, with another referendum to be held at the end of the trial.

NSW, Victoria, the ACT and Tasmania are now:

- two hours behind New Zealand;

- half an hour ahead of Adelaide;

- one hour ahead of Brisbane;

- one and a half hours ahead of Darwin;

- two hours ahead of Perth.

Daylight saving will end in NSW, South Australia, Victoria and the ACT on April 6 next year.

In Tasmania and Western Australia, daylight saving will end on March 30.  [AAP]

Best Drives in Australia: The Murray Valley Highway

In prior postings I brought you great drives along the Monaro Highway along with the Alpine Way. Both these drives can be combined into one super drive by extending your journey by traveling the full length of the beautiful Murray Valley Highway. The Murray Valley Highway runs from where the Alpine Way ends at the small hamlet of Khancoban to the major north Victorian town of Wodonga along the Hume Highway:

From Khancoban the highway enters a lush, fertile farming valley lined with beautiful green hills on each side that are over watched by distant peaks of the Snowy Mountains:

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Shortly passed Khancoban the highway crosses the Murray River into Victoria:

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The Murray River that meanders and snakes through this spectacular country side is more blue and inviting than at any other point during its journey across eastern Australia. Just looking at the waters of this river just made me wish I had a canoe or kayak with me.

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Once into Victoria the terrain remains consistent with a lush farming valley lined with beautiful wooded hillsides:

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About 15 kilometers from the New South Wales / Victoria border the highway reaches the historical city of Corryong:

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Corryong is where the real Man from Snowy River, Jack Riley frequented and is currently buried in a cemetery near the city:

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Riley’s grave is not very obvious, but with a little looking you will eventually find it:

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He was a simple man that was buried just like everyone else in the cemetery at the time, but became more famous after his death do to the books and movies about his life:

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I’m sure there is probably a lot of interesting history from the lives of the people buried in that cemetery, but Jack Riley’s is just the only one we have heard of. I like to think he is just a microsm of a generation of great Australians that settled the area in the late 1800’s. Anyway the cemetery along with the Man from Snowy River museum in town are all definitely worth stopping for and checking out.

Past Corryong the highway continues to follow the lush green valley until begins to run adjacent to a large lake created by the damming of the Murray River in the area:

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The fishing here is supposed to be quite good and there was plenty of campgrounds to be spotted in the area. Past the large lake the highway eventually runs into the busy town of Wodonga. Wodonga is a fairly large town with a population of nearly 50,000 people that most importantly provides access to the Hume Highway to take you back to either Sydney or Melbourne or what other location you may have traveled from to drive the recommended route.

The drive across the Murray Valley highway will take only about 2-3 hours and is worth completing if you are already planning on driving the Alpine Way. If you plan on driving the full course of the Monaro Highway, followed by the Alpine Way, and the Murray Highway you could do it one day if you started early enough, but I highly recommend spending the night somewhere so you can fully experience many of the locations I have listed in my three total postings. The spectacular scenery, views of native wildlife, and the ever changing terrain really make the combined route one of the best drives in Australia.

Beer Can Crushing Boobs Go “Underground”

Forget the impending Australian federal election or the fact another Australian digger has been killed in Afghanistan because the biggest news story of the day at News.com.au has been that the beer can crushing breasts of Luana De Faveri, who is now everyones favorite Western Australian bar maid has had to go into hiding:

A BARMAID fined for crushing beer cans with her breasts has been forced to "go underground", her manager says.

Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined $1000 after entering a guilty plea without appearing in court to breaches of licence conditions under the Liquor Control Act.

She was fined for attempting to hang spoons off her nipples and for while performing in a pub in rural Western Australia.  [The Daily Telegraph]

Oh this story only gets better because there is video!:

Police say a mobile phone video was obtained that showed De Faveri remove her top, rubbed ice on her nipples and attempt to hang spoons off her breasts on the night of June 7.

To top it off we find out she has other incredible talents:

She was also observed to crush a can between her buttocks.

So how do the cops know all this?  Because of an undercover sting operation:

On a second occasion in late June, alcohol and drug officers observed De Faveri again expose her breasts when she performed the can-crushing trick.

I wonder how hard it was to find undercover officers for this sting operation?  Anyway I think this just goes to show that the police in this town in Western Australia obviously have nothing better to do. 

Anyway the Daily Telegraph also has a video interview with her that you can view from this link and thanks to the Alpine Opinion here is a still picture of the infamous breasts in question:

I’m sure she can put on quite a show with those things and I’m sure her current status of hiding "underground" isn’t going to last as the media storm around this story continues to grow.  Like I said in my prior posting she ought to take her show on the road an move to Kalgoorie, they would absolutely love her over there and trust me the cops there wouldn’t be doing any sting operations against her either, they would probably be giving her a police escort to work. 

Australian Dollar Continues to Surge

This is not good for any Americans moving money from US to Australian banks:

THE Australian dollar surged past 91 US cents today to touch a fresh 23-year high as speculation of an interest rate rise continued to mount.

Australians planning an overseas holiday are set for even better deals, with the domestic currency expected to soon pass 92 US cents.

But they may have to wait to take advantage of cheaper prices on imported goods.

Inflation data out this week has convinced economists the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) will lift interest rates to their highest level since July 1996, after the board meets on Melbourne Cup Day in November.

In the US, where the housing sector continues to be affected by problems in the sub-prime mortgage market, interest rates are expected to fall by the end of October. [AAP]

Beer Cans and Breasts Don’t Mix in WA

I’m willing to bet she made a lot more in tips from her talent than the fine she has to pay:

A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples, Westrern Australia police said today.

Police said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate’s court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said.

 The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined $1000, while an off-duty barmaid was fined $500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman’s nipples, police said.  [Reuters]

She needs to take her show on the road to Kalgoorie where I’m sure the locals there would greatly appreciate her God given talent.

The Newest Resident of the Perth Zoo

The above picture is of a baby echidna that was born in the Perth Zoo:

A baby echidna born at Perth Zoo will be closely watched as part of a research project to help save a separate endangered species of echidna found only in Papua New Guinea (PNG) and Indonesia.

The 15cm puggle, named Jilba, was born on August 4 and appeared in public for the first time on Monday where it was weighed in at just 334 grams.

Jilba, whose sex will not become apparent until it is two years old, is only the ninth echidna born in captivity.

The spikey little creature’s mother, Kiltah, carried it around in her pouch for two months after birth before carefully placing it in their burrow earlier this month, where it will stay, suckling on its mother’s milk until the end of the year.

A video camera inside the burrow will constantly monitor Jilba to learn about puggle development and how female echidnas care for their young.  [The Age]

The echidna is one of Australia’s most unique animals that is similar to a porcupine, but is what is known as a monotreme.  The echidna and the platypus are the world’s only remaining monotremes who have the unique characteristic of being a mammal that lays eggs to reproduce.  Additionally both the echidna and the platypus have a poisonous phalange that really serves no purpose and is mostly harmless to humans. 

Hopefully this newest addition to the Perth Zoo will be able to help rebuild the echidna populations on Indonesia and New Guinea. 

New PETA Ad Features Sexy Australian

Australian pop singer and actress Sophie Monk is spicing up things by baring all for PETA:

As people reading this blog know, I’m not a vegitarian and never will be, but I totally and absolutely support their advertising campaign though. :)

Australian YouTube Launched

It is long over due, but an Australian dedicated YouTube has opened:

VIDEO-sharing website YouTube has taken on the local accent with the launch of YouTube Australia.

YouTube Australia features a localised homepage and search functions, allowing users to create and share videos, discover the most popular and relevant videos in Australia, and connect with other Australian users.

Content uploaded in Australia will now automatically feature as top favourites and recommended content, giving Australians a higher chance of being discovered online locally.

YouTube also unveiled a number of local media channels from Southern Cross View, Sky News, ABC, Channel 10, Channel 7 and Fairfax Media.

"We’re very excited to bring a local version of YouTube to Australia, and are committed to continuing to improve the YouTube experience for our Australian users," chief executive and co-founder of YouTube Chad Hurley told the media in Sydney today.

"Our goal is to satisfy the unique needs of the local users and to further strengthen Australia’s vibrant YouTube community." [AAP]

I’m thrilled there is an Australian YouTube website, but I would be even more thrilled if Australia would get faster broadband access to where it doesn’ take me over an hour to upload a 25 second video clip on to YouTube like experienced today.

Anyway here is the link to YouTube Australia and I also have it linked on my sidebar as well to make easy for everyone to find. Also below is the official YouTube video launching their new Australia dedicated site:

 

Not the greatest video to launch a website with, but I’m looking forward to digging through the YouTube Australia archives anyway.