Monthly Archive for May, 2007

David Hicks = Nelson Mandela

Convicted Australian terrorist David Hicks returned to Australia this week to finish out his prison sentence given to him for his support of Al Qaida in Afghanistan.  The liberal left in Australia has treated Hicks arrival to that of rock star and some as the equivalent of Nelson Mandela:

You’d think this was the second coming of Christ, rather than the return of a man who trained for months with a terrorist group linked to the killings of more than 100 Australians, and thousands of other civilians.

Listen to Louise Adler, the far-Left head of Melbourne University Press.

She’s angry the Howard Government won’t let Hicks make money by selling (to her?) the story of his criminal career.  It’s not as if he actually killed someone, she protested this week, accepting Hicks’ word on that matter.

Besides, Hicks puts her in mind of another political prisoner with a great story to tell: "Nelson Mandela wrote his memoirs while in prison and profited by them."

Hicks, Mandela – now there’s a link? Hey, why not extend the analogy and make Hicks our first president, as Mandela was made first president of post-apartheid South Africa?

You think this is far fetched?  Just think the leader of the South Australia Democrats would not rule him out as a party candidate.  The Hicks apologists even get better, read this from the Sydney Morning Herald:

Eight years after he left his Adelaide home for the adventure of a lifetime in Pakistan, Hicks returned to Australia this morning a 31-year-old former Muslim with a bad back and receding hairline.

Yes an "adventure of a lifetime" in that adventure tourisism Mecca of Pakistan!  Watch out New Zealand you have some real competition now as the global adventure tourism capitol from the jihadis of Pakistan.  You gotta love it, only leftists would describe jihad as an "adventure of a lifetime".  In reality, which the Sydney Morning Herald is far removed from, Hicks has admitted to supporting the Lashkar-e-Toiba terrorist group in Pakistan and firing at Indian soldiers in 2000.  This disclosure has caused the Indian government to want to get their hands on Hicks themselves. 

To further show how far from reality the Sydney Morning Herald is read this:

Hicks, convicted of providing material support to a terrorist organisation, has spent more than five years at Guantanamo, one of the world’s most oppressive prisons.

I think Jules Crittenden responds to this the best:

So horrible there! Though I hear China, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Russia, a few other places have some real beauts, in strong contention for “most oppressive.”  Anyway, I’d guess being fattened up at Gitmo beats getting your head sawed off on al-Jazeera. 

So how is Hicks going to be treated in Australia since being released from "one of the world’s most oppressive prisons"?:

Remember how he was supposed to be cooped in a cell in Guantanamo so small that it was driving him mad? An alleged replica of his cage was even set up in the streets of Sydney, and Hicks sympathisers were filmed emerging from it weeping tears of pity.

How big was Hicks’ real cell? As ABC television reported from inside Guantanamo in February: "This is a cell the US says is identical to the one in which Hicks is kept. It measures four metres by two metres."

That small, huh? Damn those cruel Americans!

In fact, as Hicks’ fans cheered his return to Adelaide to serve out his last months of prison time, an AAP reporter rejoiced that after Guantanamo, Adelaide’s "Yatala jail may seem like luxury".

Or not, as it turns out from the same report: "Prison guards will constantly supervise the 31-year-old Muslim convert, who is expected to remain locked inside his two-metre by four-metre cell for 23 hours a day."

That’s right. Our cell for Hicks — and other prisoners at Yatala — is the same size as the one we plucked him from in Guantanamo. It has the same sized bed, same urinal and same concrete.

Actually, there is one difference. In Guantanamo, Hicks was let out of his cell for two hours a day — so little, complained his lawyers, that he was pale from lack of sun.

How outraged journalists were then. Even Britain’s Guardian protested: "Mr Hicks, who is allowed out of his small cell for just two hours a day, has shown signs of depression."

But as our excited AAP reporter says, at Yatala, Hicks will get the luxury

of just one hour a day,

like all maximum-security prisoners.

That, of course, makes us worse jailers than those bestial, torturing Americans.

Yes folks to be consistent I expect all the human rights groups and media to now condemn Australia for being a "gulag" and the home of "one of the world’s most oppressive prisons". 

So what is our misguided, overweight, adventure tourist plan on doing once he is released from his stay in another "world’s most oppressive prison"?:

"He accepts that he was misguided in that area. He was in his early 20s when he set out on his adventure."

McLeod said Hicks intended to study ecology and zoology when freed. He is eligible for release in 223 days, on December 29.

Ecology and zoology is anyone surprised?  Maybe he can become Australia’s Al Gore and save the nation from global warming

Highly recommend everyone read:
Tim Blair
Jules Crittenden
Andrew Bolt

Doom & Gloom or Record Wheat Crop?

As usual, more doom and gloom claims of what is going to happen to Victoria due to global warming:

KILLER heatwaves, drastic water shortages, damaged roads and railways and melted ski fields have been predicted as climate change engulfs Victoria.

Scorching temperatures are tipped to claim more than 1300 lives each year in Melbourne by 2050 – compared with 290 now.

The state has been warned to brace for rising temperatures, devastating droughts, intense bushfires, shorter ski seasons and coastal floods in coming decades in a grim CSIRO report.

Global warming from too many greenhouse gases trapped in the atmosphere is blamed for the catastrophic predictions.

I guess the fact that we are all going die in Victoria from global warming is going to have to wait until after the farmers down here get done harvesting an expected record wheat crop due to all the rain we have received:

Four months ago Mr Teasdale showed The Age his worst paddock, near Rupanyup. Nearly 60 hectares were covered with brown, stunted wheat. But the rains that arrived late last week in Victoria’s wheat belt have been dubbed the best start to the growing season in 10 years, prompting drought-hit farmers to begin sowing.

And, incredibly after seemingly endless months of anxiety over water, rainfalls across Victoria, NSW and south-western Queensland have fuelled talk of a possible record wheat crop next year.

We have been getting lots of rain the past two months here in Victoria, especially recently.  It has rained where I live just north of Melbourne every day for the past 10 days.  Everything here is totally green and I have been cutting my grass every week now because of all the rain.  Notice how little media attention this rain is getting just like the record rain fall in outback Australia was totally ignored.  Heck it could rain every day for the rest of the year here and I doubt it would stop people from believing we are all going to die from global warming.  Give it time, someone will claim all the rain fall is because of global warming. 

Aussie Tourism Jokes

I received this through the e-mail today from a co-worker enjoy.
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
Q:  Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A:  We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q:  Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A:  Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q:  I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A:  Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q:  Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A:  So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q:  Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A:  What did your last slave die of?

Q:  Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A:  A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every tuesday night in
Kings Cross.  Come Naked.

Q:  Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A:  Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q:  Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A:  Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q:  Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A:  Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q:  Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A:  You are a British politician, right?

Q:  Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?  (Germany)
A:  No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/ gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q:  Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispenserattlesnake serum. (USA)
A:  Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q:  I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A:  It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q:  Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A:  No, WE don't stink.

Q:  I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A:  Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q:  Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A:  Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q:  Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A:  Only at Christmas.

Q:  I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A:  Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q:  Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A:  Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Australian Citizenship Test Approved

It is official, immigrants to Australia will be required to take a citizenship test and the majority of Australians are happy about it. 

OVER two-thirds of Herald Sun readers polled agree that the government’s new citizenship test is a good idea.

As exclusively revealed in today’s Herald Sun, would-be Australians will have to know what the flag looks like, how long Aborigines have lived here, and the name of our national flower.

[...]

"This test isn’t that hard," said one respondent, "and surely it isn’t too much to ask for people who want to live and work in Australia to know a little bit about the country and have a basic ability to speak our national language."

You can take the test yourself right here courtesy of the Herald-Sun.  I took the test and I’m not even an Australian and passed it missing only three questions.  However, I knew this question on the test would raise some eye brows:

15. Australia’s values are based on the …

a. Teachings of the Koran

b. The Judaeo-Christian tradition

c. Catholicism

d. Secularism

The answer to this question is b, Judaeo-Christian traditions and of course the usual suspects are complaining:

MUSLIMS are outraged that prospective citizens will have to acknowledge the Judeo-Christian tradition as the basis of Australia’s values system.

Australia’s peak Muslim body said the proposed citizenship question — revealed in the Herald Sun — was disturbing and potentially divisive.

Australian Federation of Islamic Councils president Dr Ameer Ali said the "Abrahamic tradition" or "universal values" would be less divisive ways of describing the nation’s moral base.

Dr Ali said use of the term Judeo-Christian was the result of "WWII guilt", and before 1945 Australia would have been called only Christian.

"That question must be rephrased," he said.

I find this complaint absurd because what if people immigrated to Saudi Arabia or Egypt for example and then protested in those countries because they are based off of Islamic traditions what do you think would happen to those people?  If immigrants don’t like the test they have the option of not coming here.  No one is forcing anyone to immigrate to Australia last I checked.

It will be interesting to see if the Australian government backs down on this or not.

Women of the World, Australian Men Need You

Recent studies show that young Australian men are having an increasingly difficult time finding partners due to both a shortage of women as well geographic segregation:

The result is gender clustering: women huddle in inner-city enclaves and lament the paucity of partner options; men remain in the provinces or are drawn to the hard physical labour of the mining frontier where they curse the damned “sheila shortage”.

And of course all this occurs during the crucial years when courtship and mating weigh heavily on the minds of the young.

Consider the evidence for a gender divide based on geography.

There were 2.84 million men and 2.74 million women aged 20-something in Australia at June 2005.

Personally I cannot see what women are on about. With these numbers the finding of a fella should not be hard.

In fact I’d say there are 100,000 men who have a far more legitimate reason for complaint about the lack of potential partners.

However, I am sure women take a more ruthless view of this equation: an oversupply of men is good because it allows women to pick and choose.

So if you are woman looking to catch a young man Australia, according to census stats, is the place for you.  I recommend reading the reader comments on the linked article because it has turned into a flame war between Aussie men and women with some of the comments being quite funny. 

Just for the record where I live the Aussie men I know often complain the local women are fat, have too many tatoos, and missing teeth and thus have to take the train to downtown Melbourne to find the real women that live there. 

Queenslanders Scammed

Have you ever wonder why you keep receiving the investment scam e-mails from Nigeria?  Well here is why:

How do you save someone from themselves? More than three-quarters of the Queenslanders who were told by police they were caught up in the infamous Nigerian scam continued sending money overseas. According to fraud investigators, the victims simply refused to believe that their get rich quick schemes were nothing more than a con. And we are not talking about people lacking in education or experience. Victims identified as part of Queensland Police’s Operation Echo Track, set up last year to monitor funds being transferred to Nigeria, included doctors, lawyers engineers and professors. Greed, it seems, is the great equaliser.

Read the whole thing but it is amazing that so many educated people keep falling for this scam which according to the article made $18 million dollars from Australians this year.  What is even worse is that many of these people kept sending money even after the police notified them it was scam.  How stupid can you be to fall for one of these scams?  Obviously not to stupid because many people you would otherwise think would just hit the delete button when receiving these e-mails are sending them money instead. 

Tornado Spotted in Victoria

Here is a rarity, a tornado was spotted just to the west of Melbourne today:

A mini tornado has been caught on camera twisting through farmland near the You Yangs Regional Park outside of Geelong this afternoon.

Jeb Byrne, 61 of Mount Mercer, was driving along the Little River Ripley Road, between the townships of Little River and Anakie, when he saw what he thought was a plane crashing to earth.

"When I initially saw it, I was so startled it literally looked like it was an aircraft that had plummeted out of the cloud with a trail of black smoke behind it," Mr Byrne, a former commercial pilot said.

"It extended right up into the cloud and the cloud was probably about 3000 or 4000 feet (high) and I’m a pilot so I can judge these things.

"So it was quite fantastic, I was very close to it, it was literally only a couple of fields away and it was very peaceful and very calm, it didn’t make a racket or anything."

This is the first time I have even heard of a tornado in Victoria and no one at work could ever recall one either so this is a definite weather rarity in these parts. 

Anyone Seen this Car?

This was the talk of the lunch break here today:

HEARTLESS thieves stole a Melbourne man’s pride and joy when they pinched his restored 1960s Aston Martin sports car on Wednesday night.

Worth up to $700,000 the rare DB4 GT model was parked on Whitehorse Rd, Surrey Hills, while David Rodd was at a restaurant meeting fellow motoring enthusiasts.

The group meets at the restaurant, about 200m west of Union Rd, every Wednesday evening to talk cars.

Everyone in Melbourne is going to have their eyes open looking for this car.  I will be amazed if the thieves get away with stealing this car.  With that said if I owned a $700,000 car I don’t think I would park it in the parking lot a local restaurant without having some kind of alarm, chains, ignition cut switch, and a GPS tracking device to protect it from being stolen in the first place, but maybe that is just me. 

Throat Cancer Has Some “Oral” Links

This was the top story on the Australian Age newspaper website today:

A RARE cancer in the back of the throat is "strongly associated" with a virus transmitted during oral sex, US researchers believe.

A study of 100 women diagnosed with cancers at the back of the throat, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, has linked human papillomavirus (HPV) with throat cancer. It concluded oral HPV infection was associated with oropharyngeal cancer among people with or without the other risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use.

Infection with sexually transmitted HPV is a cause of virtually all cervical cancers.

The researchers from Johns Hopkins University also found a high lifetime number of oral sex or vaginal sex partners, engagement in casual sex, early age at first sexual encounter and infrequent use of condoms were associated with a strain of HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancer. They conclude that the "widespread oral sexual practices among adolescents" may have contributed to a rise of this type of cancer in the US, and provide a rationale for HPV vaccination in both boys and girls.

Aborigine Origins Identified?

A mystery here on Australia that continues to strike debate among Australian scientists and the Australian community in general is what are the origins of the native Aborigines of Australia?  It is pretty much agreed by everyone that the natives on the island of New Guinea migrated to the Australian mainland some 40,000-50,000 years ago when the Ice Age lowered sea levels enough where the island of New Guinea was connected by a land bridge to the York Peninsula in Queensland.  This same lowering of ocean levels allowed the Aborigines to occupy Tasmania as well.  Now the big question is how did the Aborigines get to New Guinea to begin with?  The black natives on New Guinea and the Australian aborigines share no genetic relations to the Asian and Polynesian peoples of southeast Asia that they are surrounded by.  Well some scientists believe the Aborigines arrived in Australia from Africa:

Australia along with the rest of the world was first settled by a single group of settlers who left Africa more than 55,000 years, new DNA research suggests.

Once there, they apparently evolved in relative isolation, developing genetic characteristics and technology found nowhere else until the arrival of the first European settlers.

The uniqueness of Australia’s ancient Aborigines and archaeological finds on the continent have previously threatened to undermine the “out of Africa” hypothesis of human origins favoured by most experts.

But the latest research by geneticists at the University of Cambridge reinforces the theory that all modern human beings belonging to the species Homo sapiens are descended from a small number of Africans who left their home between 55,000 and 60,000 years ago.

If the Aborigines are linked genetically to a single group of settlers from Africa how in the world did they get to Australia?  I seriously doubt people back then were skilled enough to build boats to sail to Australia which means they had to walk and make short boat trips between islands in Indonesia to reach Australia.  So how did black Africans simply walk through lands filled with Asians and Polynesians to get to New Guinea and Australia?  It is a fascinating question that will probably continue to perplex researchers for some time to come.